Dink Presents: Sebastian Woods

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This is a very exciting day for me and It's been a long time coming. Recently I traded in the tractor and the Carhartt coveralls for my more spiffy Tommy Bahama leisure wear. I hopped in the Jaguar and headed for the alluring lights of my local Walmart. Some of you know that when I sold Active Duty I bought a farm in my home state of North Carolina. I'm sure man of you are saying, 'Why, bitch?' and I understand completely. If there was ever anyone who seemed less suited for hoeing the rows, it would certainly be me. Now, hoeing in a completely different sense of the term would be right up my alley. More along the lines of whoring like a hooker on shore leave, that is. In fact, in recent months, I thought about that everyday out there on the farm. I spent a lot of time thinking about the old days. The days of Active Duty and all the fun we had. And, for those of you who remember me, I thought a lot about you, too! I missed the camaraderie that we'd built here over the 17 years that I dedicated to the mission that would define Active Duty. The mission was simple really. To create a place where military men and those who loved, admired and lusted after them could come together and feel part of something greater than themselves. A few trips to my local Walmart later and I had a handful of hotties ready to lay it all on the line. My old recruiting game was right on point. My mission to find 'a few good men' turned out to be a platoon of Paratroopers! How fitting that was since fearless Paratroopers are what started it all here at AD. To paraphrase a journalist friend of mine who once wrote, 'Paratroopers are no pussies when it comes to dick!' And who better to know that than Mark Simpson himself who had flown across the pond from England to do a story on us for Details magazine and as part of his 'research', thanks to some gentle prodding of my own, ended up in the middle of two paratroopers in a scorching threesome that ended up on the DVD, 'Call Of Duty'. So, after all